This weekend sees the annual Goldfingers FC Tour, which this year heads to Nottingham. There remain a few single Fingers, and I am sure they will be more than keen to sample the ladyform that Nottingham has to offer.
However, wanting it is one thing. Converting it is another. And if, like Pembo, you have been sat at home, chimping yourself red, often taking the days tally into double figures and drawing blood, while smearing your own faeces on the wall (probably), then you need all the help you can get.
Fortunately, the Internet’s main Casanova is on hand to give you his top ten chat up lines*. If these don’t work, then you may as well do the decent thing…. and hang yourself:
Update: Just heard Pembo isn’t going… Oh well..
Good luck lads
* I give it about ten minutes before a “it’s you, Kano…”