The enigma that is…. Mario Balotelli

18 03 2011


Here’s a list of things I know about Mario Balotelli…

He’s only 20.

He’s clearly talented, but crackers.

He claims never to have heard of Jack Wilshere.

He wears gloves on his head.

He’s a professional footballer, but allergic to grass.

However, last night, despite the maniacal red card, I saw a new side to him.

The inability to put a bib on….

He is bizarre defined!





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